STAB-Ability Tee

“I have stability” (but make it threatening).

This tee is giving chaotic neutral energy in the softest way possible. Featuring an adorable blue animal with a knife and text that’s both relatable and slightly concerning, it’s perfect for those who look innocent… but aren’t.

Made with premium cotton for ultimate comfort while you plot your next move. Soft on the outside, sharp on the inside — just like you.